Ravens in the Rubbish

After years of intense study I found no evolutionary link between Australian
Ravens (beyond Corvus coronoides closest relative being itself) and
Australian Politicians, the jockstrap values as simply too large/small.
However there are clear theological links and these were well traced by Q&A
host Edgar Allan Poe when he put it to the Turnbutt, Shortening, Bishop,
Fitzgibbon, Dutton, Butler panel (morphologically indistinguishable in the
field) “Why is a Raven like a writing desk”. Individually or severally
stumped they lapsed into silence until Abbott@opportunism tweeted “Just say
no”.

These result will mean more plastic inside the paper bags but overall
cheaper reliable electricity to finish the extirpation process.