Maybe you were charged a dollar and a half just to see some Egret’s, oops Oystercatcher’s toes, in the museum, whilst eating your non DDT farmed spotty apple, walking through the treeless car park, not knowing what toes you have got until they are gone………..
Sorry that is really obscure but after many years of wondering what that song was about, some months ago I did a search to read what the lyrics are.
Philip