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Gooday birders

Thought you might like something on the lighter side of birding.

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: “Does this taste funny to you?”

How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t! You get down off a duck.

Type “birdwatching jokes” into the Google, there is heaps more.

Greg Little

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4 responses to “birdwatching jokes”

  1. Ed Williams Avatar
    Ed Williams

    Sorry but…

    Two parrots sitting on a perch; one says to the other “Fishy isn’t is?”

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  2. peter Avatar
    peter

    Take these birders – please!

  3. brian fleming Avatar
    brian fleming

    Many years ago a “Punch” cartoon showed a pair of wild geese beside a lake on a sunny day. In the background a burly birdwatcher was removing his coat. One goose says: “It’s time we were heading north, Peter Scott’s beginning to moult!”

    Thelwell drew a group of birdwatchers by a lake patrolled by an aggressive Mute Swan. One birdo had his leg in a cast and was stelling the others: “Just one blow of its wing!”

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  4. tony keene Avatar
    tony keene

    On a similar theme of bird-related jokes:

    http://www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/videocovers.html

    I dunno, first post to the mailing list and it’s not even serious birding…

    Cheers,

    Tony

    http://www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk

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